Bored Ramblings of the Disillusioned

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Tom Felton on Drarry

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I’m reblogging this, not because I like Glee, but because of that last one there. That is so perfect and applicable to so may people….

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legitliset: tyleroakley: LOL God! Thank you! This! My point exactly. “Bitch, move the fuck over!” Via Cure.Not.Wanted. Zoom

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tyleroakley:

LOL

God! Thank you! This! My point exactly. “Bitch, move the fuck over!”


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twistedinslash:

Lots of awesome. NSFW

Yay! Porn! Thanks Rory!

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I am bored. I want porn. That is all.


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OMG I had to look at this like 3 times to figure out what was wrong….wtf is wrong with me….. Via Cure.Not.Wanted.

OMG I had to look at this like 3 times to figure out what was wrong….wtf is wrong with me…..

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sordidhumors: weird-bird-headingnorth: mycroft-queenofcake: swankyass: quititcarolyn:yanagoya:atomicblonde:kanyelujah:fuckthepeopleathome:police-that-moustache:motdog: Apparently, this is a brothel “menu” from 1912. #ordering from this menu must have been a blast #yes hello I would like one ten-minute fuck with a side order of feathers tickling my nuts #with juice please Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all One female suckoff, stones in mouth so that was how they said BALLS DEEP 100 years ago. just what the hell were they doing with dicks back then and why weren’t these arts passed down through the generations? “If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.” There is a lot in this I do not understand.  well this will be useful DOG FASHION Blowing in the asshole, new style must stay out of poop hole ok. Made of WIN. That is all. Via partial revelations of an insane Rhetorician Zoom

sordidhumors:

weird-bird-headingnorth:

mycroft-queenofcake:

swankyass:

quititcarolyn:yanagoya:atomicblonde:kanyelujah:fuckthepeopleathome:police-that-moustache:motdog:

Apparently, this is a brothel “menu” from 1912.

#ordering from this menu must have been a blast #yes hello I would like one ten-minute fuck with a side order of feathers tickling my nuts #with juice please

Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all

One female suckoff, stones in mouth

so that was how they said BALLS DEEP 100 years ago.

just what the hell were they doing with dicks back then and why weren’t these arts passed down through the generations?

“If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.”

There is a lot in this I do not understand. 

well this will be useful

DOG FASHION

Blowing in the asshole, new style

must stay out of poop hole

ok.

Made of WIN. That is all.


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  • Peeta: When I walk out the shop
  • Katniss: Not again-
  • Peeta: This is what I see
  • Katniss: Peeta stop
  • Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
  • Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
  • Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
  • Katniss: You done?
  • Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
  • Katniss: ...
  • Bwahahahahahah!
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thisisasickness:

lol tom you amazing, amazing person

*snort* *snicker* Poor Tom…one little slip of the tongue…..LOL

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